Christmas presents

 The T-shirt


                                            Dear Grandpa,

The T-shirt is humpy
the collar so stiff
and the fabric so lumpy
the pocket so large
the biggest I've seen yet
but cash gifts inside them
oh they were the best i bet

Love, Marge




The crackers


Dear Bob,

Thanks for the crackers
they'll bang and they'll pop
they'll splutter and sparkle
against my black top
though mom loves a Christmas
that's quiet and holy
mine will be perfectly
fiery and rowdy

Cheers, Thomas



The cookies and the skirt


Dear aunty,

Thanks a bunch
the cookies are crunchy
the nuts are so munchy
and the jam is quite unusual
is this a plot?
and when I've done
with tasting the lot
the pants that you've sent me 
might fit me and my son

Love you, jott


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